Horace Mann's Weekly Newspaper Since 1903

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Horace Mann's Weekly Newspaper Since 1903

The Record

Horace Mann's Weekly Newspaper Since 1903

The Record

Arts & Entertainment

By Sarah Aaron

Rejection and Redirection: Students cope with unrequited love

Ariella Frommer, Staff Writer February 17, 2023

*Students granted anonymity because of discomfort talking about rejection publicly. UD students date each other for three reasons: romance, physical attractiveness, and popularity, Chad* (9) said. Popularity...

Q&A with UD couples

Q&A with UD couples

Sofia Kim, Staff Writer February 17, 2023

Naomi Gelfer (11) and Nate Garelik (11) How did you guys first meet?  Nate: My first memory of me and Naomi would have to date back to the fifth grade Philadelphia trip in Ms. Wall’s group. We...

BEWARE: The Record’s definitive list of relationship red flags

BEWARE: The Record’s definitive list of relationship red flags

February 17, 2023

When they say they failed but they got an A- When they brag about how long or how little they slept When they go to bed early and finish all of their work ahead of time When they “play devil’s...

Does your crush have HM rizz?

Does your crush have HM rizz?

February 17, 2023

They buy you food in the caf after 2:25 They use the lab to get your number They Uber Eats you Starbucks They offer to drive you to and from school  They offer to be your personal tutor ...

Bop or Flop? Grammys Fashion Review

Clara Medeiros, Staff Writer February 10, 2023

Steve Lacy Nominated for four Grammys, the “Bad Habit,” singer Steve Lacy took to the red carpet rocking a double-breasted tuxedo with a silk pocket square. While male celebrities are often criticized...

Bop or flop? Grammys Music Review

Avery Vukhac, Staff Writer February 10, 2023

Sam Smith & Kim Petras Has Sam Smith sold their soul? The Grammys shocked audiences when they diverged from their traditionally conservative views and awarded non-binary artist Sam Smith and transgender...

How Bailey Hecht (12) ‘derived’ Independent Study production of “Proof”

How Bailey Hecht (12) ‘derived’ Independent Study production of “Proof”

James Zaidman , Staff Writer February 10, 2023

“Proof” by David Auburn is not a traditional school production: rather, it is the focus of Bailey Hecht’s (12) Independent Study project. The play, which centers on Catherine, the daughter of a genius...

Calc and Comedy: Math teacher Aaron Thompson performs in stand-up festival

Calc and Comedy: Math teacher Aaron Thompson performs in stand-up festival

Sophie Rukin , Staff Writer February 10, 2023

“My comedy comes from whatever bizarre thing pops into my head. From sharks to cooking, if I think I can get a laugh out of it, I’ll call it a bit,” Upper Division math teacher Aaron Thompson said....

HUMOR: Tampon Etiquette

HUMOR: Tampon Etiquette

Ariela Shuchman, Staff Columnist February 10, 2023

Thanks to a new initiative, the girls’ bathrooms now have better quality tampons. However, we heard last week that someone vandalized the new dispenser. Should this terrorist strike again, you might...

Lions’ Gambit: Students obsessed with chess

Lions’ Gambit: Students obsessed with chess

Blake Bennett , Staff Writer February 4, 2023

In the halls of Tillinghast, tables of the cafeteria, and aisles of Gross theater, the sight is ubiquitous: students with a green and yellow checkerboard on their computer screens, calculating their next...

Commutes, coffee, and clubs: A day in the life at Horace Mann

Commutes, coffee, and clubs: A day in the life at Horace Mann

Harper Rosenberg , Staff Writer February 4, 2023

Adam Resheff: 7am: “Waking up is my least favorite part of the day — not because I don’t look forward to the day, I’m just tired,” Resheff said. On Resheff’s 30 minute drive to school,...

TOP SECRET HUMOR: Leaked math department minutes

TOP SECRET HUMOR: Leaked math department minutes

Ariela Shuchman, Staff Columnist February 4, 2023

Over my four years in the Upper Division, the Math Department has given me whiplash with their constant changing of course names. Before, we could only assume the reasoning behind these changes. The most...

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