Usually I can put up with all this madness, but the Kimye divorce was the proverbial straw that broke the Hornfeld back. Society is clearly both useless and dysfunctional, so I have decided to give up...
In a new survey sent to the Upper Division to gauge students’ workload, a surprising response arose. When asked which subject occupies the majority of students’ homework time, 78% of responders selected...
For the first time in a century, the school’s football team went undefeated for the season with a 0-0 record, setting a new Ivy League best for themselves. During the team’s practices, social distancing...
On Friday evening, the administration announced a new COVID-19 protocol: students are no longer allowed to breathe while masks are off during lunch. “Breathless Lunch” will begin on Monday.
Students...
A Puppet With Two Masters: Looking Back on Five Weeks of Civil War
After failing to reach a ceasefire agreement for mid-semester testing week, rebel forces closed in on Katz Library at 5:09 AM last...
From The Record editors’ experience, these steps have resulted in a 100% scheme rate. If they don’t work the first time, keep repeating them until you find success (or a restraining order).
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Since the departure of former President Donald Trump, the school's history teachers have entered a collective funk due to the lack of anything to rant about at the start of class.
"On the one hand,...
The Record is saddened to officially announce the passing of our beloved faculty adviser, Mr. David Berenson ‘95, late Thursday evening.
Thursday was a press night like any other. Design Editor John...
By: Your Resident-Record-Astrology-Experts (aka that-imposter-who-has-always-thought-that-astrology-was-silly-but-downloaded-CoStar-this-week-and-for-some-reason-can’t-stop-reading and That Actual One...
Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative Affinity Space
Are you intrigued by what it means to be a living oxymoron? Has the loss of traditional Republicanism at the hands of radical fanatics...
Horace Mann will once again become an all-boys’ school next year, overturning the controversial 5-4 1975 decision to permit girls to attend the school. The school will drop the second “n” in “Mann”...
With the election next Tuesday, we know many of you are still undecided. Fear not! The Record is proud to announce our endorsement for the 2020 Presidential Election: Donald J. Trump.
Trump is the...
