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Student experiments: A week without living in a society…

Hanna Hornfeld February 28, 2021

Usually I can put up with all this madness, but the Kimye divorce was the proverbial straw that broke the Hornfeld back. Society is clearly both useless and dysfunctional, so I have decided to give up...

An abundance of caution? More like an abundance of emails!

Ariela Shuchman February 28, 2021

In a new survey sent to the Upper Division to gauge students’ workload, a surprising response arose. When asked which subject occupies the majority of students’ homework time, 78% of responders selected...

HM Football team goes undefeated for the first time in school history

Allison Markman February 28, 2021

For the first time in a century, the school’s football team went undefeated for the season with a 0-0 record, setting a new Ivy League best for themselves. During the team’s practices, social distancing...

Administration imposes breathless lunch in step up from silent lunch

Ariela Shuchman February 28, 2021

On Friday evening, the administration announced a new COVID-19 protocol: students are no longer allowed to breathe while masks are off during lunch. “Breathless Lunch” will begin on Monday.  Students...

Gettysburg who? Civil War ensues at Horace Mann

Jacob Shaw February 28, 2021

A Puppet With Two Masters: Looking Back on Five Weeks of Civil War After failing to reach a ceasefire agreement for mid-semester testing week, rebel forces closed in on Katz Library at 5:09 AM last...

HOW TO SCHEME: A step-by-step guide to succeeding in relationships from students who spend their Thursday nights creating a high school newspaper

February 28, 2021

From The Record editors’ experience, these steps have resulted in a 100% scheme rate. If they don’t work the first time, keep repeating them until you find success (or a restraining order).    ...

History Department copes with Trump loss

February 28, 2021

Since the departure of former President Donald Trump, the school's history teachers have entered a collective funk due to the lack of anything to rant about at the start of class.  "On the one hand,...

A loss in our community: Berenson ‘95 finally passes on from high school

Henry Owens February 28, 2021

The Record is saddened to officially announce the passing of our beloved faculty adviser, Mr. David Berenson ‘95, late Thursday evening. Thursday was a press night like any other. Design Editor John...

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February 28, 2021

By: Your Resident-Record-Astrology-Experts (aka that-imposter-who-has-always-thought-that-astrology-was-silly-but-downloaded-CoStar-this-week-and-for-some-reason-can’t-stop-reading and That Actual One...

New Clubs at HM

Liliana Greyf and Mia Calzolaio February 28, 2021

Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative Affinity Space   Are you intrigued by what it means to be a living oxymoron? Has the loss of traditional Republicanism at the hands of radical fanatics...

Horace Mann to become all boys again, beginning Fall 2022

Horace Mann to become all boys again, beginning Fall 2022

Vivien Sweet and Talia Winiarsky February 28, 2021

Horace Mann will once again become an all-boys’ school next year, overturning the controversial 5-4 1975 decision to permit girls to attend the school. The school will drop the second “n” in “Mann”...

Editorial: The Record endorses Donald Trump

November 1, 2020

With the election next Tuesday, we know many of you are still undecided. Fear not! The Record is proud to announce our endorsement for the 2020 Presidential Election: Donald J. Trump.  Trump is the...

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